Sinister

I don't know how far all this left-ist stuff goes, but I think it is a head to toe thing. As long as I can remember, the left half of my hair always is way curlier and nicer looking. The left eyebrow has a better arch to it, even with a scar notched in it. I see way better out of my left eye than my right, though honestly both are quite bad. My left breast is bigger, blah blah blah. No wonder I lean to the left.