Cooties

I like how I can talk to any guy quite easily unless he is one I want and also that only really gross or weird guys seem to want me. Yeah this is a great set up. It's no wonder that when one day some guy that might actually be worth a damn tries to just say hi to me I will probably mace him and run off before he can even do so. Then I'll go home and feed the cats and bake a pie and eat it all by myself.

Thank you holidays for making me feel like a big fat loser. See you same time next year. Hopefully I won't be a fat loser again, but save me some cookies in case.